How to Survive Disney World When You’re Not a Fan

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We spent the last week wandering Disney World. For those who know me, this may surprise you. Chris and I have never been fans of going to Disney World, but I felt a sense of obligation to take the girls, at least once, while it’s still magical for them. I know a lot of our friends feel the same, so I thought I’d write a little about it. If you’ve been or are a fanatic, you may want to skip over and join me tomorrow when I have something tasty to share. Today’s post is how to survive Disney World when you’re not a fan. Let me tell you, it took a lot, but I’m still here to write about it. We survived!

As we drug the girls across the airport to another terminal and waited in line to check in for the Magical Express only to wait in line again my anxiety set in. What had we done? Thousands of people crammed into a humid room all awaiting a ride to the most magical place on earth. We were herded, we boarded and eventually arrived at our resort where many stood in long lines once again to check into the hotel as my text arrived that said “room 3838 is ready for you.” Given it was my 38th birthday and I could avoid the line I thought “maybe this place is magical after all!” That’s my first tip, if you go and stay on resort, check into your hotel online in advance. The front desk staff do not work harder or faster than they have to.

If you plan to indulge your children in a trip to Disney World, you may appreciate my survival tips. If you love Disney, you may no longer appreciate me.

How to survive Disney World when you're not a fan
Don’t be afraid to enjoy the mini bars at Epcot, Animal Kingdom and Hollywood Studios. When it gets to be too much, go for an IPA with higher alcohol content. We tried several and they were all great!

Remember, you’re there for the sun and warmer temperatures. Vitamin D is good for the soul! 

Catch a movie. They’re a nice reprieve from the chaos along the walkways of the parks and once you get in, you can kick back and relax for a half hour.

Enjoy a show. When the rides become too monotonous {which they will since they only have a few formats that repeat through the parks}, you can enjoy the talented performers. The Lion King Festival at Animal Kingdom was great.

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Stay for the fireworks. I, like my mother, always enjoy fireworks. It was a nice way to end a crazy day of planning and running from one activity to the next.

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The street performers at the Animal Kingdom were among my highlights {in Harambe}. They have immense talent and often incorporate the crowd. The girls had fun dancing while Chris and I enjoyed a glass of wine. They have back to back shows including acrobats, singers, dancers, etc. 

How to survive Disney World when you're not a fan
Also at Animal Kingdom is the safari. During the day, it’s like taking a truck through a zoo, but to see lions at night is truly magical, aside from the faux sunset. It was a unique and memborable experience.

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Use fast passes. Life is too short to spend over an hour waiting for a ride that eight times out of ten will disappoint. Using carefully scheduled fast passes we were able to avoid waiting more than 20 minutes in line during our 5 days at the parks. Win.

Magic Kingdom has a street party each afternoon. While it’s nearly impossible to get a glass of wine or beer there, I highly recommend you grab a bottle of water and gather for some of the best people watching you’ll ever see. 

Don’t be afraid to use Uber. Not only is it far more convenient and less time consuming than resort transportation, but they just might entertain your children, too. We had a driver turn on Lion King for the girls and didn’t spend 2 hours of our lives waiting to stand on a bus.

The best way to survive Disney World is to stop and see it through the eyes of your children. That’s where the magic is at.

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I’m not sure why we all feel obligated to take our kids to Disney, but I think it has a little something to do with marketing and tradition. Since I went as a child and *think* I had fun, I felt like I should do it for our girls. Though to be honest, I remember very little. If it’s not for you, don’t do it! Our kids have had just as much or more fun vacationing in Bethany Beach, Delaware, the beaches of Michigan, a weekend in Chicago and even the local amusement park. However, if you choose to take your family, I hope my tips and experience helps!

How to survive Disney World when you're not a fan


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